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Los Gatos- Paradigm City

Went out for some coffee this morning. Had an only in California moment out there. I’m still all impressed with hills, after living so long in the glacial flattened midlands of America I’ve kind of forgotten about changes in elevation. You can never be completely lost in place with hills and mountains. Without mountains for reference you need a sextant to find your way around. Or a GPS.

I had an observation about this lovely little village that is kind of the epitome of the California lifestyle, especially the Silicon Valley version.

Los Gatos is a quaint little town, filled with 100 year old Victorian homes and wonderful shops and restaurants. There’s a fantastic pedestrian friendly downtown, a city square with a farmers market on the weekends, you can walk every where.. it’s the lifecycle I’ve been looking for my whole life. Disney’s Main Street meets reality.

But I have some observations and I’d like to share them with you now.

Los Gatos has changed a bit in 20 years. The bars are mostly gone, except for the Black Watch. At one time, the main drag, Santa Cruz Ave was a cruising hotspot, no more. Combination of serious crack down by the authorities and $4.00 gas I’m guessing. The bikers that used to hang out here, watering hole before navigating over Highway 17 to get to Santa Cruz are more or less gone. That would explain the lack of old fashioned bars where a man could get a highball as opposed to a chardonnay.

Walking around there was something missing, and I figured out what it is, bookstores. Quaint little town with a couple hundred shops and not one book store. 30 years ago there were several. Sad really. Browsing a book store is a such a great pass time. Damn you Amazon for destroying my favorite time suck.

Instead of bookstores, there are two car dealers in town now, across the street from each other, Austin Marin and Lamborghini. I’d never seen a Lambo dealer. Kids wanted to go in, maybe take the 2012 Aventador out for a test drive. Of course I didn’t have the $100K for a deposit. Nate considered spray painting his college kid Visa card black, fine idea. “Kids, if the car costs more than the house, you’re not making a good investment. Let’s go find a Scion dealer.”

Lambo and Austin.. says a lot about Los Gatos right there.

The coffee shop had the ultimate California Paradigm. he’s a 50 something dude. Grey ponytail, Steve Jobs turtleneck and jeans, probably still tearing up over Steve Jobs. He comes down from his gated community to hang out at the shop on and surf on his iPad. Dude was talking at his new iPhone 4S he just got Friday on Job’s Day. Over and over again “Call Home” to which the phone replies “Calling Rome”.. This fellow is reading about the Occupy Wall Street movement and is very sympathetic, He’s pissed too that 1% of the population is controlling 90% of the wealth. He doesn’t realize as he quaffs the $8.00 latte and munches on a $14.00 organic wholewheat scone that’s he just might be part of that 1% these folks are complaining about. For him, it’s next 1%. You know unless you’re Warren Buffet, or Steve Jobs who BTW employed thousands of Chinese folks at wages which would put them in the bottom 1/10 of 1% and whom would be happy to get to the bottom 1% in this country, well unless you are one of those guys, there is always a percent above you to complain about.

I’ll believe your sincerity when payphones make a comeback because we’ve all dumped our dataplans, the annual cost of which, puts you in the top 1% of roughly 1/3 of the world.

We walked through the Farmers Market in Los Gatos. Almost everything there was organic. I’ve come to the conclusion that there’s nothing more self serving that organic food. Take the Brussels Sprouts. I like Brussels Sprouts, but they gimmie the winds something awful, but that’s cabbage for you. But, I can rest easy now know that my effluvia is a sustainable, even if it contributes to green house gasses. These sprouts were so organic that even the manure used on them came from cows fed only hand selected organically raised and steel cut rolled oats.

And that fact, justifies the $8.99 per pound price. BTW, regular sprouts, grown in the field right next door, $1.75 a pound. Impact on Mother Earth.. about the same.

While I’ve come to believe that ‘organic’ has become a market label to separate rich liberals from their cash, I do buy into buying local, and there was some of that there too. But really Mr Buy Local Eat Fresher T Shirt dude.. you can’t drink a banana smoothie while you’re pushing this local foods lifestyle. Makes you what they used to call a hypocrite.

I like the idea that I can live in place where you can walk everywhere. The older I get the more a simplified lifestyle appeals to me. Work, shop, eat, play all within walking distance of your house. I hate the suburban lifestyle that I lead today. 15 years in Apple Valley and I hate it worse today than I did when we first moved there. Car trips to big box retailers and chain restaurants, awful.

Visiting a place like this, where there’s hardly a single chainstore I have a thought on the economy. Today only the wealthy can afford the local tax needed to support these little businesses. But that wasn’t always the case. There was a time when the country has packed with small businesses, businesses who sourced their products locally, it created lots of localized small economies. Wal-Mart by and large has destroyed this model. They’ve driven everyone out of business bring the super cheap to rural and suburbanite folks. What starts as super cheap prices backfires into economic disruption as local suppliers go down, domestic suppliers go down and we wind up outsourcing all production, well eventually it comes home to roost.

I love the smell out here. Sage and laurel, yes folks, no need to by bay leaves for cooking, you can just go out and pick them yourselves, the trees are everywhere, their fragrance can be pervasive.

The plants and flowers are spectacular. No fall colors though, most of the trees out here are evergreen, makes it look like a garden all the time.

My Mother In Law lives in a lovely townhome here in Los Gatos. For me, there’s no question that the future looks like a townhouse. I’m not interested in ever having a yard again. My garage needs to hold cars and a fridge. No mower, tools, snowthrower, nothing. I’m learning more about who I am every day, and who I’m not, and who I’m not.. and that would be “handy”.

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

“No good deed goes unpunished”

I tell my kids that all the time. It seems that’s it’s almost always the case.

In Florida the one night at dinner, the entire clan wanted a picture. Nice. I, having a decent SLR volunteered to take the picture, and since nobody wants an old ugly fat guy in a sea of handsome folks, you get the idea. I takie the pickie, K.

I had a few that were actually pretty decent.

Good idea. I suggested to my Father in law that wouldn’t it be nice if I printed up 30 or so of the pics and send have them at the dinner event on the last night of the affair.

Great idea, and.. a very nice good deed indeed.

Enter the Internets . I uploaded the pics to Wal-Marts one hour processing center and selected the nearest store to where I thought I was, a place called Yulee Florida. Paid the $49.18 charge and approved the transaction. I got me an email back from Wal-Mart in just a few short minutes to notify me that the kind associates in the Yulee store had completed my order and it was available for pickup.

According to the Google Map thing, I should be able to drive to the Yulee Wal-Mart in about 15 minutes. Except… my GPS had no entry for Wal-Mart in Yulee. Portend of things to come.

When I can’t figure out technology I typically engage short term consulting from my middle kid, Red. “Here, program in Yulee Wal-Mart”. He did, so I thought. The girl friend, as my wife calls the disembodied voice of the voluptuous lingerie model who calls out directions in the nude from where ever it is she is, started me on the trip.

She got me off Amelia Island and over to Yulee. We passed a Target and a bunch of very sketchy businesses called Internet Sweepstakes … some kind of gambling loophole I assume.

So up the road I went. The GPS directed me northwards, 10 minutes away. After 15 minutes I was still 10 minutes away- odd. I kept driving North, not evev sure that I was still in Yulee, and then…

Welcome to Georgia!

Turns out I wasn’t even in Florida anymore.

Big u’ie and back south to Yulee FLA. I found my way back to Target and started looking around again, and again and no luck. How frustrated was I? I suppressed every male gene in my body and actually asked directions. Asked a lady righ there in Piggly Wiggly lot. Sho’nuff, “I’m sorry Ma’am, I’m looking for the Wal-Mart”, “Wal-Mart, why it’s just there behind the Piggly Wiggly young man, jus’ rat o’er they’ah yondah”.

Shit.

In Wal-Mart I made my way back to the photo booth. “Sir, you maat wanna take ya’self a little peek at them pictures, they didn’t crop quite raat”. Quite right? It’s a group photo and three people on each side were gone and the fourth on each side- cut in half.

“Sir, you can tak’m back to the customer service counter and get your money back” Yeah.

Or Not.

For the next hour and half I got to enjoy the following discourse

“I need a receipt”

“ bought it on the internet I don’t have a receipt. Oh. That’s a computer thing BTW.”

“Don’t know how much to give ya back?”

“how ‘bout forty-nine dollars and eighteen cents?”

So we divided by 30 and put that number in the register and guess what.. didn’t add up. Pesky sales tax. And, despite their best efforts to do the math.. “Tell you what, just give me a couple Jackson’s and we’ll call it good.”

I finally got $45.00 back and got while the gott’n was good.

But, alas I was unable to complete the original idea for a good deed and get everyone the pictures they wanted. Will try again this weekend.

 

 

 

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Summer Reads

How long does it take to get a movie from a Redbox Kiosk? In some places, up to a half an hour it seems. Especially when the dude is front of you is unfamiliar with concept of “search” and “credit card”. I guess I own part of for making the mistake of trying to use a Redbox at a Wal-Mart, they’re customer base not well know for intellectual capital.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Really, the Redbox machine does not have a little curtain on it that you can duck behind for that “special” section folks. I don’t like it either but even old Mr. Sank knows better than to go looking for porn on a Redbox machine.

Besides here in Rural Wisconsin the local convenience store has a much better selection.

Old Mr. Sank’s been on a bit of reading roll for a change. Reading for pleasure being one of those things that I tell myself, and others, I do more than I actually do, schedules being what they are. None the less I did manage to squeeze in a few books in the last couple weeks, a couple of which were actually pretty good.

The first one, a recommend from Blog Buddy Bill at Lazylightning.org, Gang Leader For A Day by Sudhir Venkatesh is a pretty interesting account his experiences as a young sociologist infiltrating the Projects on South Side. The old Robert Taylor Homes. I remember those buildings from trip to the Old Comiskey Park. I had read some of Dr. Venkatesh’s work on this in Freaknomics, another great read by the way, where he talked about his surprise at just how well organized a drug gang could be. And, how their intuitive understanding of supply chains and market conditions rivaled Fortune 500 companies.

Gang Leader for a Day takes it a bit further and goes in depth about the social structure of the projects, and the different coping mechanism folks employed to stay alive. It’s a different world out there peeps.

The other book I really liked this was Darwins Radio by Greg Bear. Darwin’s Radio is very well written story in the Hard Science Fiction genre. No space ships and aliens here, Hard SciFi is fiction within the context of what we know, or in this case, think we know, now. Darwins Radio is about a virus which activates a sequence of human DNA in pregnant women. The result is one generation advance in human evolution. Seems far fetched that in one generation you could dramatically change an organism via DNA. So I thought as well until I happened to listen to my weekly podcast from the Economist.

The Economist had a piece on the Human Genome Project and what sort of markers we could be leaving on our DNA, we know about genetic damage thanks to certain chemicals, we’re starting to wonder about GMO food.. and as an example of using genetic markers to change a organism.. honey bees. Turns out, Queen Bee’s are “created” by the workers by feeding larvae royal jelly. That I knew. What I didn’t know is that royal jelly activates certain strands of the bees DNA that creates a completely different creature from her genetically identical sisters in the hive. Fascinating.

Bottom line on Darwins Radio, it’s a good story and a fun summer read.

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