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Blake Lake Report- Water Quality, Nitrogen and Sand Hill Cranes

Morning bird report, seen while taking my coffee on the deck this am, and this was just the first cup.

  • Grackle
  • Sandhill Crane
  • Bald Eagle
  • Canada Goose
  • Chimney Swift
  • Common Night Hawk
  • Common Loon
  • Robin
  • Piliated Woodpecker
  • Blue Heron
  • American Goldfinch
  • Cedar Waxwingt

And who knows what I was hearing, except for the barred owl. Once you’ve heard a barred owl, heck once you’ve heard a person making the sound of a barred owl, you pretty much know it when you hear it.

Unfortunately when it came time for the second cup a thunderstorm moved in to the area and I had to retire back inside.

This was a short overnight trip to the lake for me. I had a deal in the morning and couldn’t break away until about 1:00. However the kids, and by kids I mean all three of them, had been up there since Friday afternoon, sans parents. A little watershed in family development, they’d never gone up to the house, opened the place up, and managed to feed and water themselves before.

The boys went to the Blake Lake Association Meeting in the morning, a meeting that I’ve avoided the last couple years. It’s a little too dramatic for me, I have enough people to argue with in my home, I don’t need to go out into the world and watch other people argue. Oh, and um not get paid for it. Do that for a living if you will. The arguments at a typical lake association meeting area about what to do about water quality, aquatic weeds namely curly leaf pond weed an intrusive plant which would choke the lake given the chance, association funding and a whatever else is on folks minds. When it comes to water management I’m usually on the wrong side of the majority so I just stare at the spot where my rubber STFU SANK bracelet would be if I had one and let it go.

This year the one topic was water quality, and my son, 2 whole weeks out of geology and engineering school took particular notice. He used a word to describe the meeting that frankly, I found confusing; “interesting”. Apparently there was a dude from the Wisconsin DNR there who talked about a rather serious study that’s being undertaken on our small lake to learn more about the water quality and what might be done about it. Nate had a lot of thoughts about it. He was particularly interested to learn that in some parts of the lake there is 5 meters of silt built up. My favorite part of the meeting would have been when someone asked “what’s a meter?” I like those kinds of questions.

Apparently the Wisconsin DNR is working with the University of Minnesota to do the study which will include core samples to understand what the quality of water was before “contact”. Their goal is to return it to WWII levels. Not sure where that metric came from but sounds good. They’re also doing a survey of every stream in the watershed from here to Big Round lake, about a mile or two up the Straight River to see what sorts of farm runoff are flowing in to the lake.

Clearly this is a big deal. I’ll be interested to see what comes of it.

Nate thinks that because we have so much silt in the lake, as we said five meters worth, which I think is like a foot or something? Anyway, there is a tremendous amount of trapped phosphorus and nitrogen in the lakebed and that all the weed control and run off management in the world won’t do much to prevent the late summer algae blooms. I suggested a different view and he shut me down, which I found interesting. You send these kids to college and they come home smarter than you are. Amazing.

If anyone is still reading.. the hot topic this year was the water level in the lake. An issue I faithfully reported about in the space last week. We were way down, a situation I attributed to damn dam problems. (see what I did there? Clever and innovative use of language if I don’t say so myself.) I was 100% correct in that BTW, it was the dam. The ice damaged it during the winter, knocked some of the stones over the top.

Kid learned an interesting tidbit, apparently there was a time when the lake was quite a bit higher, like about 4 feet higher. Sometime before World War II there was an actual concrete dam at the end of the lake. Apparently the logging company that owned the land in the area used the lake to float logs. I’m not sure where they floated them too, the river that comes out of our lake is little shallow and narrow to be able to really move the kind wood that would merit a dam, but what do I know.

The kid also learned that a great deal of the issues on the lake can be attributed to weekenders or “lakers” as we’re called. We ignore no wake zones, rip around the lake on our jet skis and leave garbage everywhere. Not to get defensive, but I think I’m pretty good about the whole no wake zone thing, matter of fact I bitch more than anyone about it because my boat has been trashed over years from slamming into the dock, that and I have no jet skis… blah blah blah who cares if this old fat ass follows the rules?

OK you don’t care. No problem nor does anyone else I’m sure. After the meeting the boys headed over the to dam and joined the work crew putting it back together. That meant getting into the water and moving rocks. Hopefully this earned them some good will points for pitching in. I’m glad sorry I wasn’t there to help out.

Other than that, was a nice weekend. Warm for a change, lots of time to sit out on the deck and watch and listen to nature. And the occasional lawn mower and jet ski.

Summer may have finally arrived.

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My Best Face Forward

Wisconsin fishing opener this weekend. Traditionally I’d be out on the lake, at least I’d consider it an option. But this year that won’t be happening,  I have another responsibility. Team Sank is  off to Houghton Michigan this instead. Yay us. Crazy to think that I’m old enough to have a college graduate. Crazier still, that on May 3rd I have to think about a gawd damned snow storm.

The snow that falleth in May, doth smite my hope in the promise of spring.

In otherwords I continue to grow weary of this fucking weather.

Here’s a picture of lake, taken this morning by the nice folks at Sherrard’s Resort who I’m sure would like to be open and running a resort the first weekend in May, fishing opener in Wisconsin and all, as opposed to whatever it is they are doing at the moment up there. Sure ain’t boating or fishing.

 

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See that white stuff out there? That’s ice. We’re still frozen.  We got 12 inches of snow at Blake Lake last night. Fairbault, just south of us, 18 inches. Previous record for the entire month of May… 3 inches.

Looking at the picture I can’t help but feel a little down. I’d like to be out there on the boat about now.

Hmm

Cold is a small price to pay to live in paradise.

Keeps down on the riff raff.

I don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, or doing any yard work.

No mosquito’s. I don’t have to worry about malaria or dengue.

I haven’t re-strung my fishing reels yet, have more time to do that.

I get to take my first annual May cross country skiing trip.

The local ski resort can reopen, for the 3rd time.

I don’t have to overload my refrigerator, nature is providing a free one.

I get one last snow cocktail- root beer schnapps and snow.

Summer sledding party.

Don’t need to buy sunscreen yet.

The more I think the more I can enjoy this weather.

Yay me.

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Weekend Update- Blake Lake Edition

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Another weekend at the Summer Palace, as it currently sits encased in ice.

The plan was to spend the entire weekend up there; fishing, reading, watching movies… big fun in the months before I hit 50. Was not to be however, I forgot the hated CPAP machine. I’ve become so dependent on it that I was dreading sleeping on Friday night. Dreading it enough that I thought perhaps some self-medicating would be in order. Not a bad idea really. This was the first time since I got the machine back in November that I’ve attempted to sleep without one.

Bad old days revisited. Aside from tossing and turning, I woke several times to gagging and choking. Finally after fighting long enough I got up about 5:15, made some coffee and tried to doze on the sofa. Won’t make that stupid mistake again. A mistake made even more stupid when I tell you that I had the thing packed and ready to go on at the door. Just didn’t pick it up for some reason.

Some lame reason.

I am a moron.

Despite being sleepless in Wisconsin I did manage a great day on the lake. The weather on Saturday was perfect with a capital “P”. Sunny, about 27 degrees.

The plan was to bypass my shitty little lake and head over to Big Round Lake, a lake that the guide books refer to as a “Tier 1″ fishery. I’ve certainly done well out there in the past.

The not so recent past mind you.

Big Round a massive body of water compared to lil’ole Blake Lake. It’s about 1000 acres or so, and as it’s name describes, quite round. Structure wise there’s really only a few places on the lake to fish. Most of it is a big shallow basin. Here and there are some decent rock piles. I found one of those rock piles years ago and entered into my GPS. I replaced my GPS and with that move lost the coordinates. That lake is so big that without it, and with 5 years since I was out there last, it’s difficult to triangulate with shore line references, and I’m not good with a sextant. Used to be a grass island out in the middle of the lake that I could use to find the rocks, they were about 1000 meters east and south of the reeds. For some reason the reeds are gone now and I was totally lost. Could just drive out to where everyone else was I guess, and there were a ton of people out there.

Note, as I write this I realize that the old GPS is in fact sitting on the counter at the lake, I showed to my friend. I’m quite certain that the coordinates are there, and had I had a decent nights sleep and 5 less bourbons the night before I might have thought this through. 

Well, I tried finding the magic spot and paid a price. Got the Durango stuck out there on the lake. That has never happened before. Usually that tank can get through anything. There was only about 10″ of snow on the lake, but some how the perfect combination of snowpack and ice had me dropping through the snow right on to lake ice and the result was spinning tires. Lots of spinning. Lucky I had a shovel and a good friend with experience in these matters, Californians don’t have a tremendous amount of experience digging cars out of frozen lakes. After a 1/2 hour of digging, pushing, rocking and so forth we got the truck rolling again and I was able to drive, at some speed mind you, to the hardpacked snow and we were safe. My friend has happy to report that he burned off a piece of bacon he’d eaten for breakfast. We are both doing weight watchers. I didn’t mention that we’d each eaten about 4 pieces of pork belly not to mention two cinnamon rolls  a piece. So, we could stand to dig for a couple and hours and still skip lunch, dinner and the following days breakfast to make up for it.

Food sucks.

With that experience behind me I declared, with some conviction, “Fuck this I’m going to where I know”. Which in this case is Big Blake Lake. And we did. Drove on the lake at the far northern access and proceeded to drive straight down the lake, observing the “No Wake” zone in the narrows, just like I do in the summer. I had a spot in mind, a spot I don’t fish much in the summer but seemed to me that it should be good in the winter, bottom is boulders mixed with some weeds.

This was the last weekend for tip-up fishing in Wisconsin, game fish closed Sunday, and I’m still in pursuit of some pike.

Didn’t get any pike but I did slay the sunfish. My guess is I caught about 25ish over the course of 3 hours. My buddy pulled up another 10 or 15.. great day. So good that at one point I stopped baiting the hook in a “catching avoidance” mode so I could warm up a cold index finger.

The Dog seemed to enjoy himself. He likes ice fishing. Chance to run around all over the lake. He also likes that hole, that amazing hole in the ground that fish come out of. Spends a lot of time watching it, that is until his feet get cold, then he climbs up in my lap. Dumbshit. Won’t sit in the car however, has to be on the lake and in my lap.

All in all it was a great day out there. Warm, fish biting, sunny weather.. chatted with some neighbors I’d never met, very nice day on the lake. Along the way caught some intel on Balsam Lake, big crappies coming out of that lake. Give me something to do next time I get up there, in two weeks.

Saturday night I got back in town in time to watch Auburn/Vanderbilt basketball with the Mrs. Good news is we saw our son in the crowd a couple times. The boy lives. Good news, and he looked good so they’re feeding him down in Alabama.

Sunday was reserved for work, home work like cooking and shopping and work work. Seems that since 2013 started I’ve not had a weekend that I didn’t spend at least half a day working. I don’t mind too much, just gets to be much when I try to fit in a play day and don’t make it to the store.

Househubandry is a pain in arse sometimes.

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Blake Lake Report- Late Fall edition

Taking a little break from the Best Of to share some live Old and in the Way, ’cause that’s what you pay for around here ain’t it?

Headed up to the lake on Saturday morning with the editorial staff and head writer over at Lazy Lightning, the South Metro’s premier news and review site. No one I know keeps a closer tab on the day to day activities of our local politicians than Bill. No one locally holds the bastards feet to the fire like he does either.

And no one would appreciate my planned agenda of eat, run an errand, take a picture, and take nap like Bill would. Good news is I competed my agenda for the day for the first time in months. It was awesome. Except for one unfortunate incident at the Eagle Lounge, apparently whistling to music isn’t allowed there, at least by the reaction of one our servers who basically ripped us a new one. I think it had something to do with her thinking we were whistling at her? Honestly I can’t fathom, but I was heartened when the other server came over and apologized to us for her co workers attitude.

The day overall was a dreary one. Saturday a cold front spent it’s sweet time moving through Minnesota. At one point I was on the phone with Mrs S, the temp in Apple Valley was pushing 75 degrees. Where we were, in Balsam Lake WI, 70 miles north, it was 49. Quite a difference. The fog and the grey flannel day really had me thinking of winter back in Stockton, where I grew up. The weather there, from about Thanksgiving to March 1 was foggy and damp, no sun what so ever, about what we were experiencing in Minnesota. Of course for us, the bottom has yet to fall out, and believe me, it will.

But I do love me some nesting. Fog and damp weather bring on a need for grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup, which I made in generous amounts for lunch on Saturday. Nothing more comforting than dipping a grilled toasty into a cup of basil tomato soup. Unless you choose Campbells soup, then your stupid. Stuff has the same acidic qualities of vomit if you ask me. No, we had the Progresso version, so good it should be against the law. Sourdough bread stuff with some delicious Wisconsin cheese from local farms and cooked in a cast iron pan, the way G-d intended. Mmmm, serenity is close at hand when you’re enjoying food like that.

So are the vapors but that’s another story.

One of the reason I was up there was to check out a new front door I had put on the place. Looked good folks, looked really good. And, it’s a good seal, so good that it’s a little difficult to open. This will be a welcome change from the old front door that used to collect ice crystals around the sides of it in the winter. Maybe the heat bill will be a little better up there.

The water this time of year is crystal clear, and by crystal I mean it’s so clear that I’m tempted to dip a glass into it to take a drink. Man would that ever be nice to see water like that in the summer. *sigh*. It’s also cold. About 45 degrees from my measurements. This week we’ll have lows at night in the teens which means ice up is only a few weeks away by my estimation. Thats a clue for me to start getting my ice fishing gear in order. I dug out the fish finder, the underwater camera, the rods and tip ups and started organizing stuff in the mechanical room. I had the canvas on my fish out repaired courtesy of the fine folks at Balsam Lake Hardware. The mice in the garage had aired the thing out for me a bit. My plan is to make a trip up there in December to get stuff ready and have another nesting session. I find the quiet up there this time of year to be quite soothing. A nice break from the demands of home.

We did catch a couple movies;

Red Tails- I had such high hopes for this one, but frankly we could finish it. The CGI Special effects were so bad, only thing worse, the acting. Gawd was it terrible. After watching it for an hour or so I gave up and switched over to Hoover.

You know, Leo D’Capprio acted his ass of that movie and it still wasn’t enough to compensate for a crummy screen play. The point of the movie, the show J. Edger Hoover double life as a gay man and paranoid anti-communist, anti-radical. While there was some historical facts in movie, the entire part about Hoover’s closeted affair with Clyde Tolson, is in fact 100% conjecture. Do I think it happened? Yeah I do, but to recreate their life together with out a shred of evidence, seemed a bit far stretched. Anyway, it was interesting but only because it was too cold to take the boat out and too warm to ice fish.

I do kinda like this time of the year up at the lake, when there’s not much to do except read and watch movies. Makes me think I need get back up there, serene quiet and no agenda is calling.

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Blake Lake Report- Fall Edition

Spent the weekend at the lake with a small gathering of Lodge brothers, an annual event. We have done this twice now so we have some history, next year, our third year, will make it a tradition and it will never die after that.

This was one of those weekends when almost everything came together perfectly. The weather was spectacular, 70’s and I think low 80’s. Cool nights in the 40’s made perfect sleeping weather. No wind, so pontoon fishing was not a problem. Fishing was so great. Leaves were in full color peak by the time we left on Sunday. All in all, great times.

It was actually a little hard to focus on fishing when surrounded by drop dead gorgeous fall color, so rather than tell you about it, I’ll show you.

 

 

 

 

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Blake Lake Report- Aug 19

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Where the hell did summer go? I know I’m old and that’s clique but this one really got away from me.

And while I’m at, “Get off my fucking lawn” and “200 feet the shore is NO WAKE asswipe”.

Got those of my old fat guy chest.

Made it back up after a three week hiatus. Last time I was up there was for a “guys” weekend.

Mrs S had a few observations. “Thought you said you cleaned the place” was how the conversation started. I’ve been married long enough and seen enough Law & Order to know the difference between a legitimate question and a trap set by a DA. I answer with very confident “huh”?

Best to keep the options open when being interrogated by the opposite sex. I don’t always know where the conversation is going, if you know what I mean.

But the circumstantial evidence was stacked against me.

- Bedroom window left wide open.

- Coffee in the coffee maker, with an interesting fuzzy white top.

- Beer can left on the soap shelf in the shower. I don’t anything about that except to say… never mind I have no answer.

- Night vision goggles on the table. Not so much messy thing but she was wondering A) Where they came from and B) what do 5 guys in their mid to late 40’s do with night vision goggles.

- 5 empty CO2 cartridges on the deck and an empty can of pellets.

- A receipt from the local store for bottles of Jim Beam and Tanqueray. A second receipt from the same store, three hours later for another bottle of Tanqueray, a pack of Marlboroughs, a pack of Winston’s, 5 Hershey bars and tub of wax worms. When I run into the guys who were here we’re gonna have to have a little conversation about receipts and evidence. Amateurs.

“Was not me, we had a few smokers over and there’s still some Tangueray, how’bout I fix you a G&T my precious luv dove.” “Shez Sank, only missing was midget wrestling and a newly dug grave”. Obviously she didn’t get over behind the garage.

This is why I could never commit a crime, I don’t know how to destroy evidence so well.

So that’s how the weekend started, yours truly in the dock getting prosecuted. And when I get prosecuted by my spouse I’ll freely admit that always more about damage control and containment as I am, in almost all cases guilty of something. This was no exception.

Moving on.

This was the last weekend that the oldest would be at the lake until next summer, unless we make a winter trip. And the possibility of that isn’t very good as he’s not home all that long in the winter, so this was it. He didn’t make it up there very much this summer either due to the field work he was doing on the Upper Peninsula for school. Field work mapping places that have been mapped by thousands of geo students before them and an added surprise project as all available geology, engineering students and professors still in town over the summer were summoned to help out when a bulldozer fell into giant sinkhole while digging out the foundation for the new Mineral Museum.

Michigan Tech is a building a new facility to house the Michigan State Mineralogical Museum. Basically it’s the state rock collection. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a damned fine collection and should you find yourself in Houghton Michigan for some reason it’s definitely worth a stop. Of course Houghton Michigan is just about as remote a place as you get and still have running water and WIFI so I’m not sure any of you dear readers will get there, but should you, you should go.

I digress.

It seems that in the digging of the foundation the crew discovered a stope that that been lost to the world for last 100 years or so. Frankly you can’t hardly dig a hole around Keweenaw Peninsula and not hit a shaft or a stope. Apparently about half the foundation is over mine fill, tailings and abandoned equipment the other half empty stope.

Stoping is the removal of the wanted ore from an underground mine leaving behind an open space known as a stope.[1] Stoping is used when the country rock is sufficiently strong not to cave into the stope, although in most cases artificial support is also provided. As mining progresses the stope is often backfilled with tailings, or when needed for strength, a mixture of tailings and cement.

Personal note you learn more reading this blog, you can all thank me for a new vocabulary word, you’re quite welcome.

The stope and the tunnels to access it that had to be found and plotted and all that sort of thing. And a plan had to be developed to figure out what to do about it to make the foundation for the new building stable and on and on. The lad got so spend a day or two surveying and interpreting ground penetrating radar, while other kids poured over historical mine surveys and plans to try to figure out what they had and where it went. Turns out it was part a system of tunnels that were used to transport ore from the mine down to the shore of Potage Lake where stamp mills once pulverized the ore to extract copper or whatever it was the were looking for. Today there’s a neighborhood down on the lake built on the acres and acres of lake that was filled in by the fine sand that was the result of this operation.

Or so I’m told.

Lookit that, more general knowledge for you people, my gift to you!

Lost in my own mind again.

Sum up- kid hasn’t been up here much this summer. Twice actually. Now that he’s 21 it would have been really hand to have him up here. Certain errands can only be asked of persons 21 and older and since asking Mrs S to make a run to the booze outlet at 11:15 am, well at almost any time, rarely works out the way I’d like it too, it’s nice to have a kid to do it.

We spend some time on the water, the two of us, fishing away the last weekend before he departed for British Columbia for a few months. Fishing was slow, but in some ways I enjoy it. I like the problem solving of trying to figure out what the bass are doing and what techniques will work to catch them. Took an hour or so, but we found fish, they were deep and in a negative mood which means they were not really biting. So slower presentations, patience and getting in the right place meant we were able to land a dozen or so decent fish over the two days. But you sure had to work for them.

P1000254And the work did pay off, I got a 23” bass that came in at just over 7lbs, shattering my personal Blake Lake and lifetime records. That was pretty exciting.

State Fair starts on Thursday this week, which means the traditional summer time vacation stuff is coming to fast end. Sad. Every time the State Fair gets going I’m a struck with a little melancholy as I realize that we got a lot less 80 degree days left in the year than we do 20 degree days.

But I like 20 too, in its season. And that’s certainly coming.

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Weekend Edition- Blake Lake Report

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Fabulouso, just like the dish soap.

Note, since someone asked on this blog- the Big Blake Lake Boat parade is Wednesday, July 4, line up at the North end at 4:00 pm.

First weekend in 21 years where Mrs S and spent a weekend with kids sans kiddos. If I’d have known how much fun it could be to be kid free.. well lets just leave it at this, Mother Nature knows how stuff works in this world and what order it works in ‘cause if we all realized how much fun you could have without kids, we might not have bothered to have any.

But I love them. Lots. Kinda.

We didn’t have the dog with us either. No dog, no kids, actually I kinda like how we 50ish folks roll. Despite the CPAP machines, (2) dietary supplements, medicine boxes with the day of the week on them and other assorted trappings soon-to-be old crowd, there’s also a whole lot of food, booze and good conversation. So much good conversation in fact that it was impossible for us to sit and watch one of the movies I had with me. Youngsters can’t converse. I’ve tried.

Lake time is relax time, as evidenced by the loon sleeping of our dock…

IMG_0020Friday afternoon we pretty much arrived by gender, women in one car, men in three others. The men-folk had a 3 hour head start on the women folk, but still lost the race there due to a stop at the Thirsty Otter where we privately kicked of the weekend with a classic selection from the beer fridge: Pabst Blue Ribbon. IMG_0858Which at the Otter, you can get one the outside bar over looking lovely Balsam Lake. And which you can get it in you own cozy because only the best places give you beer cozies.

Two hours later we were at the house. Girls had arrived and picked up new best buddy Dean along the way, he endeared himself to the crowd by make a pitcher of his famous Litchky Lemonade, same stuff that got me in some trouble last weekend. After a welcoming cocktail the gang was hot for a pontoon ride, so in we went, along with a pitcher of Dean’s Skip and go Nakeds. Which us got as far as Shearrards Resort at the north of the lake where parked the boat and went into the bar there for another round. Total time elapsed between our arrival and our pulling up on the dock at Sherrards, 27 minutes. And so the tone was set.

IMG_0016Two hours later, back the house, back to the Thirsty Otter for Fish Fry night. We piled 7 adults into my Durango which hadn’t been done in years. The backety-back seat hasn’t been up in years, which was apparent by the residue from Gawd knows what between the seats. Some things, better left ambiguous.

IMG_0862Because beers are  $1.25 at the Otter, I had one and because eating fried fish and fried potatoes meant we hadn’t had anything from the dairy group, we ordered fried cheese curds. I reason that since I’m paying for those stupid cholesterol pills,I  might was well give them something to do.

After dinner we rolled back to the Blake Lake Center for the Healing Arts and did some more healing, and talking and healing and pretty soon we were looking at midnight. There’s not much better than a campfire in the Northern Latitudes, the summer when it stays light until 10:00.

Next day the fellows headed off in the SS War Eagle, the new-old pontoon for some meat fishing. Trying to rustle up a meal. We were successful. What we were not quite as successful with was restarting the boat. No one panicked, Fourth of July was next week and for sure we could find a tow by then. BTW, the reason the thing didn’t pop, that uh.. well some wheel thingie with a gear on it didn’t pop up and engage the flywheel thingie and we had to did wind up having to flag down another boat and get towed home.

The Cruse of Shame- being towed back to the dock.

Luckily we have several boats in the fleet and quickly we were out in the fishing boat going back at it.

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I did make a beer can chicken deal that was outstanding, if I don’t say so myself. Had the secret ingredient, which everyone asked about. No problem pulled out the bottle of   גריל עוף תיבול

Israeli cousin left it here a few years ago and I’ve been using for years, I like to pass it around when people ask what’s my secret. Usually they laugh but this crowd actually did spend sometime trying to read it. When you’re in that 50ish demographic and you can’t see letters,  you no longer automatically assume aren’t in English, typical first assumption is that your glasses prescription is weak.

Or that the 11 beers and two mixed drinks you’ve had in the last 5 hours have left you reading impaired.

BTW in Hebrew, from right to left G R I L L which is Hebrew for “grill”, Oof which is “chicken” and Tyvol which is loosely means “seasoning”.

Top-Flipp’n Secret seasoning. Yeah.

The problem with my meal, I made three chickens, and these were real chickens, roasting chickens, not the tiny game-hens they call chicken at my usual store, these more like mini-turkeys. I did up the salt potatoes, which came out creamy and delish and a spinach/tomato/cucumber salad with lemon that anyone who’s ever been around me more than a day has had… BUT, since we’d also been eating baba ganoush, bean dip, Texas Caviar, fried sunfish and crappie, artichoke dip, peanuts and three mangos.. and 11 beers and now 3 mixed drinks, by the time dinner came most folks were kinda full. Way full. 7 adults killed one chicken. ONE. Uno. And from my 3 lbs of taters, 2lbs left.

Nice work Sank, overcooked again.

IMG_0021After dinner another delightful cruse on the boat. Caught a loon napping, sunsets, and more relaxing cruising, just didn’t kill it until we’re safely back at the dock, we hit the fire and spent the evening in deep discussion.

Even turned off the phone to avoid being hailed by the daughter at home who, after she called me to ask if she could use my computer, which I agreed to and then told her to have fun and “look out for the escaped mental patient”, was calling about 15 minutes to see how we were doing.

 

 

 

 

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All in all, a great, much needed weekend.

 

 

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Summertime???

Big Blake Lake a few days before the ice went out.

And the liv’n is easy, even if it’s three months early.

IMG_0530Saturday was just surreal, 80 degrees on the shore of scenic Blake Lake, 100 yards out on the lake, where in the Summer boats would ply my neighbor was out standing on the ice fishing. Personally, walking across open water on the shoreline to get out on the lake and catch a few crappies… I’m not sure it’s worth it for me. I’ll wait another few more days and take the boat out there, but the neighbor knows the lake and ice better than I do. I think he may have suggested it was his last trip out there this year.

We were up at the lake on Saturday,  with some good friends of ours, to scope out the work that we would be required to do on the pontoon later this spring. We’re planning to replace the carpeting on the thing. After reading that Simply Steve’s Food Truck would be in St Paul at Rice Park at 6:00 on Saturday we decided to swing by on our way up north and pick up some Irish Breakfast Burritos- eggs, grilled potatoes, onions and corned beef hash wrapped in a whole wheat tortilla. Delish.

The goal for the day was to get a feeling for just how difficult the pontoon job would be, the good news.. good news is, not very. I had anticipated that we would need to put new flooring down on the boat, turns out that won’t be necessary. As a consequence, the several hours we thought we’d spend working on the boat turned into 4 minutes, giving us some time to kill.

We decided to take a walk down the road and check out the lake and the cabins. This time of year it’s a very different experience, summers greenery and wall of leaves and brush are gone so you can see deep in to walk in the north woods. It’s sort of like someone came and put a giant topographic map on the ground, all the undulations and nuances of the landscape, invisible in the summer thanks to the brush and usually covered in snow in the winter, well they’re all laid out for you. It’s very cool.

IMG_0548As we walked we came across one of our neighbors tapping maple tress and running an evaporator out there, sugaring season as they say. This year the warm weather we’ve had has really messed up the trees. They like sub-freezing nights and warm days to get the sap running.

It takes 40 gallons of sap to make a gallon of syrup. The sap is poured into a giant evaporator, basically a pan with a wood fire underneath it and the water is boiled off the sap. It’s a long process, lots of time to sit and talk and hang out in the woods. Since most years you’re sitting out there in the snow I’m sure this is on some level a welcome break. Unfortunately  in prior years the trees on my neighbors acreage would yield about 250 gallons. this year they were lucky to get 50.

But, I get the feeling this one of those zen like things where the process of making is as important as the quantity of the product. All I could think off was a sudden hankering for pancakes. Which, btw, has still not been satisfied.

You never know what you’re going to find in the woods in the off season. Good people enjoying themselves and keeping traditions alive.

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Further up the road we saw this years crop of tear down and rebuilds, several cabins were being replaced with lake homes. I’m not quite sure how I feel about that. I don’t think we’d do it, but you never know given the age of our house.

On the way back I had a chance to catch a lovely snowless winter scene; blue sky, gold stalks of last years corn, white clouds.. a different prespective on the field across the street from the house, a view I’ve seen a million times before but never quite like this.

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After the walk it was back the car, back the cities and back to our regularly scheduled program, our much needed break a little hint of the season to come.

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The Joy of Ice Fishing

Hard water fishing, one of the benefits of living here in the Northland. As a kid, California didn’t really offer too many opportunities for ice fishing. There were a few mornings in the winter when the lake I grew up on would be covered with a thin sheet of ice. You could toss a rock through it and most of the time it would melt by about 9:00.

The first winter we moved here I happened to be walking the woods behind the house one winter and found myself down by the lake. The idea that you could walk out on the ice was pretty alien for a guy who’d rarely seen ice in its wild state. Summing up a bit of courage I stepped out on the lake and took my first stroll, kept close, exhilarated by the idea that I was out there cheating death. It was a head experience.

Two weeks later I found myself driving on a plowed road across Lake Mille Lacs, 6 miles off shore looking for a house in the middle of frozen lake. A house that was equipped with a heater, a couple bunks, a kitchenette, chairs and several trap doors in the floors under which was the ice hole. The house was sitting over 25 feet of water, and about 24 inches of ice.

I’ve come a long way baby.

This weekend was the 12 edition of the annual dude’s ice fishing extravaganza. Over the years the personnel on the trip has changed, as has the approach to fishing. At one time we were hard-core, staying at resorts up north, paying for shacks out on the ice, fishing all day and into the night. These days we’ve moved to cabin. This year we ventured out about 40 feet from shore, nice and close to the warm cabin and its comfortable accouterments. We’re in the past we’ve been out in the fish houses by 8:00, this weekend we were lucky to get setup by 10:45.

Having the cabin near by was handy for the guys who felt like they needed to take a nap during the day. Some guys weren’t feeling so well Saturday morning. Personally I could have used a nap myself but mostly because I got up at 6:00am on Saturday morning, and only after being up for an hour, making coffee and wondering why it was so dark out side did I realize that I hadn’t set the clocks back at the cabin.

So, inevitably when I talk about ice fishing the question comes up, “why?”

Why sit out there in the cold, on a frozen lake fishing out of the same 8” hole?

At the core of every outdoor experience; fishing, hunting, hiking, camping.. is a chance to connect with a part of ourselves that, at least for me, gets lost in the day-to-day grind of work, chores.. for me that means feeling like I’m a part of the environment. In the north woods, winter is an immersive experience. The jet ski’s and boats are gone. This year, thanks to the lack of snow, there are not many snowmobiles, the trails are all closed so the sleds can’t get to the lake.

Wind in the trees, absolute quiet except for the occasional flock of geese moving between the open water on the river and the bare fields. This is a good year to be a goose or a deer in Wisconsin. No snow makes it a lot easier to find food. We were treated by a flock swans, a winter only sight on our lake. Giant white birds that like to hang out in the river. On Saturday I had read a report that there was a big solar flare that would light up the aurora borealis, but unfortunately it was overcast where we were. That would have made the whole weekend.

But as it was, had a great time.

Since there is no limit to the number of guys you can have out on the ice, as opposed to the few you can get in a boat, ice fishing is a more social activity than summer fishing. When you throw in a tent that evokes the forts we all had when we kids.. it’s a great male bonding experience that I wouldn’t pass on for anything.

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The Apple Tax

The weekend update is coming a tad early this week. Well, I don’t know when you’re actually going to read this as I’m up at the lake, and I’ve lost my internet connection up here. Seems that when I bought my new phone, Verizon didn’t care to include the wireless hotspot I’ve enjoyed with my last phone, with new one. I can still get it, but now it costs me $20.00 a month for it. Which sucks. Lemmie translate for you my conversation with my friends at Verizon.

“Thank you for calling Verizon, Can ya hear me now?”

“yes I can thank you. I have recently purchased a new phone and was wondering how I accessed the Mobile Hot Spot feature on my phone?”

“let me look you up”… Pause…. Pause…. “Ah mr Shnakcari, I see that you recently upgraded from a Palm Pre to an iPhone is that true?”

“It is indeed. I went large on the phone this time, Ma’am”

“Well Mr. Snackarai with your new phone there is a $20.00 monthly fee for hotspot access.”

WTF. “Gollie, I was told by the nice lady at that I’d have the same exact access as I did on my old phone”

“well Mr Snackarakski, you do have the same access”

“but it’s twenty bucks more ma’am. I thought it would be the same.”

“It is the same”

“$240 a year is not what I would call the same”

“I’m sorry Mr. Sank-a-ray’,

“Just call me ‘valued customer if you would’”

“Ok VC. Since you bought the iPhone we can charge you extra for stuff?”

“why?”

“because you want the iPhone, no one wants the pre”

Hmm, I had to think about that one. As I was uh.. doodling “bitch” on my note pad.

 

Sympathy

There is none. Nada. No one gives a shit about fat old white guy complaining about the data plan on his overpriced Apple iPhone from the world leader in nickel and dimeing customers. I’ve heard of the Apple Tax, that extra 30-50% you pay to use Apple products. Actually, I’ve come around now and I’ll gladly pay it, the stuff just works. I haven’t had to think about and G-d Damned driver in over a year. Haven’t had a f’n crash in a year and half.

I resent that I have to deal with it from Verizon.

 

 

“Valued Customer, you ordered the white iPhone didn’t you?”

“yeah”

“Technically we could charge you another $10.00 just because you have the hottest phone on the planet”

Good G-d, I haven’t felt like this since my trip to the Doctor last week.

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