I’ve been reading about an unexpected issue that’s popped up in the geriatric community, and since I’m on my way, although I’m still closer to 20 than 80 thank goodness.
Ooo I used to be closer to 20, I need to go do some math, and as you know I find math, in a word, “hard”.
Apparently Viagra and Cialis and all the other boner biscuits out there are creating a situation that my grandparents didn’t have to deal with. Geriatric sex. Apparently now that men are able to carry on well past the time that nature sort of intended them too, something was forgotten.
Where are the Partners?
And since there just aren’t a lot of Anna Nicole Smiths out there, well…
I’m reading that more than a few women of a certain age are all that unhappy to to find old wood in the home as they say. There used to be a certain order to the universe that said after a certain age dudes would find other things to obsess about, guns and cars for example. A decline in intimacy was kinda the way it was supposed to be and now we got a pile of old dudes hump’n pant legs and this whole thing is very embarrassing. I even read that certain venereal diseases are becoming prevalent in old folks homes. TMI baby To Much Ickiness.
As an old guy, who’s on his way to being a future even older guy I have a solution.
The Anti-Viagra.
Grandma, if your man is getting randy more often than you’d like and you need something to deflate his mood, I offer the following product for your consideration, the Old and in the Way Erectile Dysfunction Inducer.
Remember folks, here at Old in the Way we care about you.
Not an image I needed to see…